Endearing terms 英语幽默故事:可爱的称呼 Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris

My heavenly father, the queen is pregnant, who did it? 话说数十年前,英国一中学举行一个征文比赛,内容要求与皇室宗教、皇室、性及神秘主义有关,要求文章短小精悍,有回味. 赛后,特等奖获得者----一个9岁的小 女孩---得到了女王的接

Teacher: When was Rome built?Tom: At night.Teacher : Who told you that?Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.教师:罗马是什么时候建成的?汤姆:夜里.教师:谁跟你这么说的?汤姆:是您.您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下: Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super

The Fisherman and His Wife Once, there was a fisherman. He had an ugly wife. They were poor. One day, the fisherman caught a goldfish. But the goldfish could talk, "Please let me go! I'll reward you." "Ok, my God?" cried the fisherman, "Don

A pairy friend神奇的朋友Peter was a little boy. His parents were very busy with their work, so he was usually very lonely. One day, Peter sat in the garden playing alone, and he really wished that he could have a friend to play with.Suddenly, Peter saw

How time flies ,It has past half an month since beginning of the summer holiday . As the weather getting hotter and hotter ,my parent and me go to the seaside .Last week we are go to the Xiamen.It's a beautiful city , bule sky and bule sea .The

A young shoemaker left his village. Along the way, he found some ants, who were very sad because a bear had destroyed their anthill(蚁冢,人群密集的地方) . The shoemaker helped them rebuild it, and the ants offered to return the favor.The

1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got

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