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How are you?怎么是你?How old are you?怎么老是你?

1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视. 妈妈:今晚停电了. 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧. 2.The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好

(一)顾客惊讶说:“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦.” 服务员说:“没事,我习惯了,不烫.” (二)从前有一个人叫阿爽. 他死掉了.出殡那天. 他的家人哭喊:'爽阿……爽阿.' 路人不解.问道:'们爽什么阿.' 家人痛哭流涕:

一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑

a strange patientdoctor:please open your mouth,madam.patient:thank you very much,doctor.doctor:whydo you thank me?patient:because my husband always asked me to shut up.

Students eat breakfast in the morning and one of the only Chi Baozi stuffing, and eating only one skin. We are both say that they are a waste of time to eat the filling to the students a "line after you eat my foreskin good" in the presence of all

Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You'er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so

A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But

Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!两块蛋糕汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!Mother: Mary, why do you yell

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