Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why

原发布者:大家来分享ye 英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor,Hearingthis,

I teach computer courses,and my students often call me at home with questions.One morning I was on the phone,explaining in computer language the solution to a problem,

Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You'er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so

1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视. 妈妈:今晚停电了. 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧. 2.The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him. "What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife." "Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of

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